Chupacabra+Biloxi+Mary Kiser= awesome girls trip

So I have 2 friends named Kacy and Cynthia. And a new friend named Holly. This week I got the privilege of going on a girls trip with them. Kris has been out of town working and I was DESPERATE to get away. I didn't care where we went (could have been Sorrento) and I really didn't care who I went with (could have been Kate Gosselin). All I knew was I needed a trip. So after dropping the kids off at my bestest Aunt Darcie we hit the road.

Here is a list of the 3 most terrifying things that happened on the trip:

1. Kacy has yet to sign Oprah's no phone zone pledge. I had to scold her on more than one occasion for texting and driving.

2. The dead animals that Cynthia and I encountered on our walk on the beach. I couldn't quite tell if it was a dog, cat or the ellusive Chupacabra, but whatever it was it was foul.

3. Mom of 2 at target who was beyond inappropriately dressed.

Here is a list of what I learned about each of my travel buds:
Cynthia plays pool like a man.
Kacy's blatant disgust for tattoos and people who have tattoos.
Holly is THE WORST sunscreen applyer. Ever.

And finally here is a list of random things that we found extremely funny that only Holly, Cynthia, Kacy or I will understand:

Mary Kiser should never work a front desk.
You should ALWAYS get your daily dose of Vitamin C.
I can bench press 220.
Prime Outlets RA-heely needs to get more food court options.
I found my long lost foot twin soul-mate (pun intended).
Cynthia and I do not make a great pictionary team.
Red knees.
Do you want a salad? Is the salad free? No its 3 dollars. Well why doesn't it come with my meal? Cuz your eating an appetizer. Do you want the salad? no thank you. So you do want a salad? Huh how much is the salad? Why can't I get the salad? Can I get salad? I will just eat your salad. Did you want salad or not? Yes I'll get salad.

Thanks to Cynthia and Kacy for inviting me. And thanks to Holly for sucking it up and accepting that a stranger was coming on the trip. I am so happy I could make this a trip of a lifetime for you three!

Oh and Thanks Aunt Darcie......yet again......for watching my babies!